Who wants to see my penis?

Sorry for the rather rude headline. I don't want to be too saucy as family members read this blog and I am not one for smut. There is too much rudeness in today's modern society. Anyway, the headline will make sense and is, in fact, quite apt...

I am still working on a 'proper entry' (!) which I hope to post up over the weekend. Until then I thought I'd let you know the top ten searches on how people find this blog. The majority of people come in because they know Emma and I, and this they want to know our toptastic news. Some, though, come in via search engines and that jazz. Here are the top 10 search terms put into google over the last few months that have lead people to this blog...

1. marc ollington penis
2. marc ollington blog
3. Robbie Williams
4. diddydelicious
5. conor oberst
6. marc ollington
7. marc ollington blogspot
8. jon ollington
9. jon ollington nude
10. Carter USM

As you will see someone has been looking to see my penis! Who? Is it the same person? Is it multiple people? Do they want to see it, or do they think I'm a penis? People also want to see my brother naked but that is understandable as he is a good looking lad. I am starting to worry about the internet though. It's a little bit weird and strange.

What gets me readers is that 'marc ollington penis' is number one in the charts. I could cope with this being in the lower reaches of the top 10 but this is just disturbing.

I thought that it could be someone who doesn't like me and who is after revenge. Perhaps they want to find rude pics of me to use as bribes or to destroy my career. That is what happens to dudes like me who are in showbiz.

Anyways, I'll be back soon with my penis certainly not on display. And if it was you who 'searched' for this term please feel free to leave a comment to explain what in fact you were looking for.

marc x